No that is not us above. We are Fu-King Golfers. We ride carts! We complain when it is cart path only! We drink beer! Who wants to Fu-King exercise when you can Fu-King Golf!
The Bible for any Fu-King Golfer is How to Line Up Your Fourth Putt by Bobby Rusher. There is nothing greater than signing your name to the ever growing list of Fu-King Golfers that have 4-putted before you and earned "The Book" honors. In fact, to start 2019 in the right direction Bama will lead the Fu King way as he held it close to his heart and in his own personal library on December 31, 2018. But it is safe to say The Book will change hands often.
The preferred golf ball for any Fu-King Golfer is a Dunlop 2 out of the woods when you hit a Titleist 1 off the Tee. Another favorite is the Top Flite series because it is America's #1 Lost Golf Ball.
DAP - April 6, 2019 - Columbia Golf Course
Squirrel - April 16, 2019 - Sunset Lakes Golf Course
Dan Tanna - April 20, 2019 - Columbia Bridges
Dylan Hyde - May 16, 2019 - Pointe Royale
Many in between including, but not limited to, Dan Tanna, Homer, Fluffy, Dylan (again and again and again)
Stick - May 19, 2019 - Buffalo Ridge Springs
If you can't get the ball out of the sand on the first swing at least advance it forward. Also, try not to hit the ball in the bunker on the other side of the green.
Always remember, there is water over there.
In Bosnia, where I was taught Fu-King Golf, the accepted maxim is when in doubt go with the 7 wood.
Dan Tanna (Ace)
Re Fu Gee
Homer (Man Versus Golf)
Babaganuche aka Nasty
And where is Timmmmmmmmmmmmmy???
2020 - Trey Winger
2019 - Walter (Branson)
2017 - Smiley (Lake)
2016 - Smiley (Crossville)
2015 - Smiley (Crossville)
2014 - Smiley (Lake)
2013 - Smiley (Branson)
2012 - Smiley (Lake)
2011 - Dos (Phoenix)
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