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I LOVE FU-KING GOLF! 

 

WHY DOES IT HATE ME BACK?





Only Fu-King Golfers Need Apply!!!!

Fu-King Thoughts

About Fu-King Golf

Other Golfers Want to Be Us

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No that is not us above.  We are Fu-King Golfers.  We ride carts!  We complain when it is cart path only!  We drink beer!  Who wants to Fu-King exercise when you can Fu-King Golf!

The Holy Fu-King Grail

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The Bible for any Fu-King Golfer is How to Line Up Your Fourth Putt by Bobby Rusher.  There is nothing greater than signing your name to the ever growing list of Fu-King Golfers that have 4-putted before you and earned "The Book" honors.  In fact, to start 2019 in the right direction Bama will lead the Fu King way as he held it close to his heart and in his own personal library on December 31, 2018.  But it is safe to say The Book will change hands often. 

100% Golf Balls Lost

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The preferred golf ball for any Fu-King Golfer is a Dunlop 2 out of the woods when you hit a Titleist 1 off the Tee.   Another favorite is the Top Flite series because it is America's #1 Lost Golf Ball.

"The Golf Ain't Pretty but Neither are We!" - Lifetime Fu-King Member Walter

The Book Holder

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Congratulations must be given to:

DAP - April 6, 2019 - Columbia Golf Course

Squirrel - April 16, 2019 - Sunset Lakes Golf Course

Dan Tanna - April 20, 2019 - Columbia Bridges

Dylan Hyde - May 16, 2019 - Pointe Royale

Many in between including, but not limited to, Dan Tanna, Homer, Fluffy, Dylan (again and again and again)

Stick - May 19, 2019 - Buffalo Ridge Springs

Who is the Next Winner?????

What Not to Do Instruction and Sage Fu-King Advice

Bama - Imperial, Missouri

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If you can't get the ball out of the sand on the first swing at least advance it forward.  Also, try not to hit the ball in the bunker on the other side of the green.

Dos Pistolas - Fenton, Missouri

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Always remember, there is water over there.

HVAC - Arnold, Missouri

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In Bosnia, where I was taught Fu-King Golf, the accepted maxim is when in doubt go with the 7 wood.

Fu-King Members

A List of the Current Fu-King Members:

Trey Winger

Dos Pistolas

DAP

Bama

Kitty

HVAC

Squirrel (Gary)

Dan Tanna (Ace)




Stifler

Clifford

Peanut

Dylan Hyde

Puke

Stick

Powder

Don Juan






Smiley 

Walter (Preacher)

Re Fu Gee

Homer (Man Versus Golf)

Hillbilly

Kracker





Fluffy Fluffingmen

Bounce

Babaganuche aka Nasty

Party King

Deuce



And where is Timmmmmmmmmmmmmy???

Past Fu-King Champions

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Champions

2020 - Trey Winger

2019 - Walter (Branson)

2018 - 

2017 - Smiley (Lake)

2016 - Smiley (Crossville)

2015 - Smiley (Crossville)

2014 - Smiley (Lake)

2013 - Smiley (Branson)

2012 - Smiley (Lake)

2011 - Dos (Phoenix)


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